When it comes to boring tedious jobs, everyone can do with a helping hand. Let us develop a program to take care of the pain-in-the-ass stuff so you're free to do more important and rewarding things. Whether it's a small stand-alone app or a large distributed multi-user application, we'll get it done at an affordable price and before you can say "Pina Colada". We've got years of experience in all kinds of industries. From financial to farming, you can count on us.
Are you tired of seeing your mouse pointer turn into a never ending timer while you wait for the system to do what it's supposed to? More than likely you're waiting for some poorly written stored procedure to execute. We have the know-how to make stored procedures and SQL queries leave The Flash wondering what just happened. We'll even develop some data extraction routines using state-of-the-art SSIS routines or even plain old Excel for you to get your Business Intelligence on.
Worried about Terminators taking over the planet? So are we, but it doesn't stop us from building machines that make the most mundane tasks a little more bearable. We've built small scale conveyor belts that sort products based on size. We've built an automated water tank that refills itself. We've also built a drone with a gimbal to get cinema quality video footage. If a Terminator, oops, computer controlled operation is what you require, we have the expertise to build it.
System analysis sounds really boring, and in all honesty, it really really is. But it's the best way of seeing the bigger picture and identifying bottlenecks in a process. Often process managers have a niggling feeling that something just isn't right and by doing systems and process analysis they either have peace of mind knowing a bottleneck is unavoidable or its been identified and can now be rectified. Either way, it still remains very boring.
Sitting in a meeting trying to find facts and figures hidden in the twelfth paragraph of a wad of reports as thick as an encyclopedia can be very frustrating. Let us distill all your reports into one concise report that will make you look like a "Flink Dink" champion when you have all the information at your fingertips. We have ways of extracting data straight from your database, but can just as easily slice and dice excel and PDF reports to give you the Usain Bolt of reports.
Tech Ninjas are a group of geeks who feel that bureaucracy and corporate politics have taken the soul out of the art of system development. We hanker after the time where the client came first and no one hijacked the process to push their own agendas. Our vision is to cut the crap and give clients technology solutions that are affordable and don't take forever to deliver. We want to partner with like-minded businesses that have a need or an idea and want to see it come to fruition quickly rather than sit in endless meetings having their idea ballooned into something they no longer recognize and can't afford. Technology doesn't have to be all about bells and whistles and it certainly shouldn't be the exclusive domain of large corporations. We're here to forge a relationship where you're the expert and we're the enabler (and not where we pretend to know everything, which happens so frequently). Our team has years of experience and are all senior developers who have developed major systems in the past. We are all passionate (this word is so overused but really appropriate here) about technology and being creative. What we're not passionate about is all the other bullshit usually associated with Technology Service Providers. We don't try and sell you stuff you didn't ask for and don't need. We don't bullshit you by using IT jargon and fancy terminology. We don't say we can when we can't. And we definitely don't make promises we can't deliver on. We believe in straight talking and mutual respect. We want to help you take your business forward. Not by what we do, but by freeing you up from the tedious and mundane to spend your time on what got your business off the ground in the first place; your entrepreneurial spirit.
Please feel free to give us a shout if you have any questions.